It’s the time of year again, isn’t it? Where everybody and their mother who writes about, criticizes, reviews, reports on, blogs about, BMWs about and generally just loves and is interested in movies comes up with their own list of movies that they either loved, hated or were indifferent to during the year so why should I be any exception? So here I am presented my list of My Least Favorite Movies of 2017. I’m presenting this list first because I want to end the year on a high note so my list of Favorite Movies will be along Thursday or Friday. So be on the lookout for it, okay?
Notice that I say that these are my Least Favorite Movies. Not the ones that I think were the worst. I ain’t gunna fall into that trap. I know better. Name any movie that you think is the worst and somebody will jump up with an argument for why it was the best. I ain’t gettin’ that deep with this. These are movies that just for one reason or another disappointed me and I considered to be a waste of my time and for me no greater crime exists than the wasting of my time.
Before I jump in I’d like to thank all of you who have been so good enough to not only read my reviews but leave a comment to let me know how much you’ve enjoyed reading them. It truly is heartwarming and gratifying when I get a comment or email from a fellow movie lover thanking me for steering them to a movie they might otherwise have missed and/or ignored. I don’t take your support for granted, I assure you.
Okay? Okay. So here’s My Least Favorite Twelve Movies of 2017. Stay tuned for my Favorite Twelve Movies of 2017 in a couple of days.
A CURE FOR WELLNESS
GHOST IN THE SHELL
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
THE DARK TOWER
THE ZOOKEEPER’S WIFE
VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS
XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE