Directed by Tarsem Singh
Produced by Mark Canton and Ryan Kavanaugh
Written by Vlas Parlapanides and Charley Parlapanides
When I first saw “The Cell” way back in 2000 I knew right there and then that Tarsem Singh was a director I’d be watching. When so many directors are content to offer us product, Tarsem Singh goes way out there in order to give us movies that are visual treats. “The Cell” is perhaps the most original serial killer movie I’ve ever seen in terms of story and visuals. I wasn’t as excited with his second feature, “The Fall”. Oh, it’s gorgeous to look at and at times even eye-popping but the story is muddled and while watching it I wished mightily that Tarsem had done it as a straight-up adventure fantasy and left the real world stuff for another movie. It’s worth watching, believe me. But it’s an effort to try to marry up two totally different movies into one and that trick rarely works.
So where does IMMORTALS stand when placed up against this director’s other two movies? I still say “The Cell” is his best movie and “The Fall” his poorest so I guess that leaves IMMORTALS in the middle. It’s as outrageously visual as those other movies and indeed, I’d recommend the movie solely on that basis. But I gotta be honest and tell you that the story could use work. IMMORTALS is a very confused movie as it flip-flops back and forth because it can’t make up its mind if it wants to be “300” or 2010s “Clash of The Titans”
In ancient Greece, the ruthless and powerful King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke) runs amuck. He’s looting, killing, pillaging, raping and generally carrying on cranky in his quest to find The Epirus Bow. Once wielded by Ares himself, The Epirus Bow is the only thing that can release The Titans from their imprisonment deep in the bowels of Mount Tartarus. Now if The Titans are released, that will mean terrible things not only for humanity but for The Gods of Olympus. To put it mildly.
Zeus (Luke Evans) the King of The Gods of Olympus forbids his fellow gods to interfere, decreeing that the humans must be allowed to exercise free will and settle this matter themselves. That’s fine and noble, Zeus’ daughter Athena (Isabel Lucas) says wisely. And just as wisely she points out it’s their immortal asses The Titans are gonna come for when they get free.
But Zeus has placed his faith in Theseus (Henry Cavill) a humble peasant who nonetheless shows astounding fighting skills that would wring tears of envy from a Spartan. Theseus has no belief or faith in the gods and would rather be left alone and not get involved. But fate has other plans for him and soon, Theseus finds himself on a quest to find The Epirus Bow for himself, joined by the Oracle Phaedra (Frieda Pinto) and the wily master thief Stavros (Stephen Dorff).
I can’t stress enough how amazing the movie looks. I’d love to see what Tarsem could do with a movie based on Michael Moorcock’s Elric or Fritz Leiber’s Fafhrd and The Gray Mouser. And Tarsem does a great job of swiping Zack Snyder’s style of directing fight scenes. There’s a scene where Theseus is trying to rescue his mother by cutting his way through a bunch of soldiers who apparently were tired of living and if I didn’t know I was watching IMMORTALS I’d have sworn it was a scene from “300” And there’s a kick-ass throwdown between The Olympians and The Titans that is simply astounding. There just isn’t any other word for it.
That’s the good stuff. The bad? We’ve got big long gaps between the awesome fight scenes and those are scenes that are way too serious for this material. Let’s be honest here: IMMORTALS at its core is a 1950s Italian sword-and-sandal epic on CGI steroids. And only Stephen Dorff seems to realize that’s what it is and acts accordingly. He’s nothing but fun every time he’s on screen. Mickey Rourke is also fun but in a different way. I’m convinced he was channeling Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz in “Apocalypse Now” He’s got several scenes where he’s sitting in shadow, delivering these baffling speeches about destiny and legend and leaving his footprint on the world. I’m convinced that his army wears masks all the time so that the confused looks on their faces won’t give them away and incur Hyperion’s wrath. But even so, he’s Mickey Rourke and I wouldn’t have missed seeing him in a fantasy adventure movie for all the sugar in Cuba.
What else? Henry Cavill reminded me a lot of Sam Worthington in 2010’s “Clash of The Titans” in that he looks and acts appropriately heroic as he’s supposed to. As his Oracle, Frieda Pinto is drop-dead gorgeous. But can she act? you ask. You can keep on asking. I dunno. She’s drop-dead gorgeous, I toldja. I quite enjoyed Luke Evans as Zeus even though his wardrobe leaves a lot to be desired. Say what you want about Liam Neeson’s sparkly armor, as least he knew how to dress like the King of The Gods. Still, Luke Evans and Isabel Lucas provided me with some of the movie’s best scenes.
So should you see IMMORTALS? It depends. I hesitate to recommend a movie simply on it’s visuals but that is the strongest aspect of IMMORTALS. And those visuals are best enjoyed on a movie screen. However, if you’ve got one of those wall sized flat screens, it should look amazing on Blu-Ray. But however you see it, IMMORTALS is worth seeing because it’s the vision of a talented director with a remarkable style of his own. One worth nurturing and supporting.