Marvel Studios/Paramount Pictures

Directed by Kenneth Branagh

Produced by Kevin Feige

Screenplay by Ashley Edward Miller, Zack Stentz and Don Payne

Based on a story by J. Michael Straczynski and Mark Protsevich

Based on The Marvel comic book THOR created by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and Larry Lieber

Music by Patrick Doyle

Cinematography by Harris Zambarloukos

Edited by Paul Rubell

I like a lot of superheroes and love a whole bunch of others.  But ask me who my absolute favorite superhero is and without a doubt I’ll tell you its Thor.  I own a sizeable number of the issues written by Stan Lee and drawn by Jack Kirby and all of the Walt Simonson issues and they’re among my most prized possessions when it comes to my comic book collection.

Why is Thor my favorite?  Where do I begin?  I love his grandeur, his majesty, his neo-Shakespearean way of speaking.  The fact that he’s not just a superhero: he’s The God of Thunder, wielding the enchanted war hammer Mjolnir.  He doesn’t just fight mortal supervillains such as The Absorbing Man and The Wrecker.  He also battles home grown immortal foes such as Frost Giants and Trolls.  His daddy is Odin, Monarch of Asgard who is so powerful that the gods of other pantheons speak softly around him.  Thor just doesn’t go on missions…he goes on quests to save the entire universe.  I can go on and on for days but you get the idea.  The comic book itself was a good mix of epic fantasy set in Asgard or other mythical realms and straight up superhero action when Thor would visit Earth to hang out with his mortal buddies in The Avengers or assume the humble human form of Dr. Donald Blake, greatest of healers.

I never dreamed that one day a THOR movie would be made but thanks to the quantum leap in movie making and technology, movies that once were considered unfilmable are now being made on a regular basis.  And I couldn’t be happier.  I’ve lived long enough to see a “Speed Racer” movie that blew my mind to splinters and now THOR.  If somebody gets around to making “Doom Patrol” and “Challengers of The Unknown” movies as good as those two I can die a happy man.

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is the greatest warrior in Asgard, home to a race of humanoids whose technology has given them abilities akin to that of gods.  In fact, they actually were worshiped as gods on Earth ages ago but after a war with The Frost Giants of Jotunheim, The Asgardians withdrew from Earth.  Thor himself is about to ascend the throne and take the place of All Father Odin (Anthony Hopkins) as King of Asgard.  But that’s before Frost Giants invade, seeking to reclaim their greatest weapon, The Casket of Ancient Winters.

Defying Odin’s command, Thor invades Jotunheim along with his brother, The God of Mischief, Loki (Tom Hiddleston) childhood crush and warrior maid Sif (Jaimie Alexander) and The Warriors Three: Volstagg The Voluminous (Ray Stevenson) Fandral The Dashing (Joshua Dallas) and Hogun The Grim (Tadanobu Asano).  After the furious battle that takes place, war between The Frost Giants and The Asgardians is renewed, breaking the long peace Odin worked so hard for.  Enraged, Odin casts Thor out of Asgard, stripping him of his god-like powers and sending him to Earth.  Odin also throws Mjolnir to Earth where it lands in the New Mexico desert with this enchantment: “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, will possess the power of Thor”

The hammer attracts the attention of the locals, who try to lift it up in a redneck version of the drawing of Excalibur to no avail.  The hammer simply cannot be lifted.  It also attracts the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. who erects a compound around the hammer.  Also interested in the hammer is astrophysicist Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) her assistant Darcy (Kat Dennings) and her mentor Dr. Erik Selvig (Stellan Skarsgard)  Jane accidentally hits Thor with her truck but that’s okay as he apparently has the answers she needs about her current research which involves wormholes.  In a really nice scene, Thor explains in an off-handed manner that his people know all about wormholes and how to use them to travel between The Nine Realms.  They don’t call their own personal wormhole a wormhole, though.  They call it Bifrost, The Rainbow Bridge and it’s the means by which The Asgardians travel though The Nine Realms.  Thor strikes a bargain with Jane: if she’ll help him get back Mjolnir, he’ll tell her what she needs to know to complete her research.  However, there are complications in this bargain.  Otherwise we wouldn’t have a movie.

THOR bounces back and forth between the doings on Earth with Thor and his new found mortal allies and the intrigue on Asgard.  Odin has fallen into the sacred Odin Sleep to renew his power and that gives Loki the opportunity to step in and take control of Asgard.  The Warriors Three, along with Sif journey to Earth to help restore Thor to his rightful power and in the background, The Frost Giants plot with a secret traitor to destroy Asgard once and for all…

Let me say right up front that you’re not going to get a bad word about THOR outta me.  I absolutely loved this movie from start to finish and there ain’t a lot of movies these days I can say that about.  I loved Chris Hemsworth’s portrayal of Thor.  Sure, he’s an arrogant ass but he’s a likeable arrogant ass.  And he’s smart enough to realize during his time on Earth that he doesn’t have all the answers.  He’s teachable.  And that makes all the difference in his relationship to every other character in the movie.  I even liked Natalie Portman who looks much more at home with the SFX in this movie than she did in the “Star Wars” movies.  Maybe it’s because in Kenneth Branagh she had a director who actually likes working with his actors.  Anthony Hopkins is properly majestic and awe inspiring as Odin.  Hell, even Rene Russo gets her moment to shine in her small role as Frigga, wife of Odin.  The SFX are simply staggering and I loved how The Rainbow Bridge looks as if it’s got arcane, ancient circuitry within its structure.

The movie could have ended after the battle with The Frost Giants and I’d have been satisfied because to me that captured the totality of the Lee/Kirby Thor.  And I can’t let this review end with once again giving a standing ovation to the performance of Clark Gregg as S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Phil Coulson. Coulson has proven to be one of the major linchpins holding the Cinematic Marvel Universe together and with good reason. Thanks to the wonderful on-point performance of Clark Gregg, Coulson demonstrates a quiet authority and calm demeanor even while dealing with Asgardian gods and super-science from beyond the stars.

And Idris Elba as Heimdall is absolutely Epic.  ‘Nuff Said.

114 minutes


And as an added bonus because I couldn’t help thinking of this while the movie was playing:

7 thoughts on “Thor

  1. Check out the Roy Thomas run that culminated in issue #300. Looked forward to every ish of that. And I expect to see a review of the new Avengers movie from you on Friday!

  2. I loved the movie, but then again I love just about any movie that brings my old loved superheroes to life. Read one review where the critic said he loved the parts where Thor didn’t have his powers, but then they had to ruin it with the superhero stuff. I guess he just didn’t get it. At first I was a little put off that Thor wasn’t a gigantic “almost as big as the Hulk” mass of muscle that he is in the comic. But then again they went with someone who could act instead of a professional wrestler who could only over-act. Spiderman is still my favorite character, and it is hard to beat the Iron-man movies (Robert Downey plays that character really well), but Thor was good enough that I bought the Blue Ray as soon as it came out. Hope they keep the Avengers going for a long time.

  3. OMG a Doom Patrol movie? I agree 100% with that idea. I am also hoping for at least 1 Howling Commandos movie. Having them in the Captain America movie was a real tease.

  4. I’m in the minority on this one (I think I am with all the Avengers movies, except the original Iron Man). It’s beautiful to look at. Certainly the best looking of all the Avengers movies. But it felt like a mess to me story wise. Thor was SO teachable he was like clay. He busted that coffee cup to get the serving wench’s attention, was told not to do it again, and just entirely abandoned all Old Norse behavior from that moment on. Everybody was well cast (though Ray Stevenson was under-utilized as usual – I feel like everybody who casts him wants him to do Titus Pullo, but none of them understood Titus Pullo), but this just didn’t do it for me.

  5. There are two things I never thought I’d say about a Thor movie: that I’d like it (never really dug the comic book version of him), and that I’d consider it to be easily as good as the first Iron Man movie. Well, now I gotta say ’em.

    I thought the movie was completely epic, and that it was well balanced out by the human scenes on Earth. I never bought that in the comics Thor would brag all day that he was the God of Thunder, Son of Odin and no one questioned this. Sure, he turned out to be right, but most people would have no way of knowing that. I liked that this movie had normal people assume he was just this raging lunatic who shouted at the heavens a lot, because that’s what he would look like to most people. And I loved that he would get a nice long Asgardian rant going, only to be interrupted and dropped like a sack of flour. Appeals to my sense of humor, it does.

    I saw it with my dad and brother, and — as was the case with Iron Man — my dad was geeking out about it just as much as I was. The difference with Iron Man was that I couldn’t tell whether he was into the story and the character, or he was just into the shiny tech. With Thor, he was clearly into the story, because he would lan over to me at various points in the movie and comment about what he thought was going on. Most of the time he turned out to be right, especially where Loki was concerned.

    Whioch brings me to the only part I disliked about the movie. No, it’s not that I disliked Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Quite the contrary, I thought he was one of the best characters in the movie, and I liked his character arc (I even have a Movie!Loki action figure on my desk right now). Pretty much everything he did made sense and was well-portrayed. But toward the end of the movie, I lost track of his motivation for the genocide he attempted. I suppose discussing that in more detail would lead to spoilers, but I had difficulty tracking his use of a particular piece of mythology as weapon. His mad quest to wipe out an entire population seemed to come out of nowhere. At first I thought it was just me, but then other people I’ve talked to raised the same concerns. He seems like the type of character who wouldn’t attempt genocide, because he’s a chessmaster and he’d be indiscriminantly taking paws off the table who could be useful for further mischief down the line.

    Other than that, the movie was the best Thor movie that could’ve possibly been made, and I mean that in a good way. I’m very curious to see how this leads to Avengers, and the post-credits scene absolutely floored me. Shit just got real, son!

    1. Your start point for Loki’s motivation has to be his ultimate goal — which is to prove he’s worthy enough to be Asgard’s warrior king. But in Loki’s mind, the only way he can prove he’s a great warrior king and able to live up to Odin’s legacy is to face the challenges Odin did and then take it up a notch. There’s a reason we got so much backstory on Odin’s battle with the Frost Giants early on and it wasn’t just to establish a rivalry between them.

      The problem is Loki is nowhere close to being in the same situation as Odin. So he has to create the situation first and then go from there in order to finish off what Odin started.

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